Dr. Com-Poundyou

Dr. Com-Poundyou ('/ ˈdɒktə(r) ˈkoʊm-paʊndjʊ/) is the scientist behind all chemical transactions in the game - positive or negative. This includes random 'bonuses'/'events', creations of compounds, and more.

Background
Again, sticking with the familiar mediums theme, Dr. Com-Poundyou is modeled after the popular children's television show Adventure Time.

Backstory
ChemCraft and its characters have a particularly confusing backstory; as a child mad scientist, Dr. Com-Poundyou began experimenting in the backyard. The volatile chemicals began reacting in unexpected ways, and in a sudden explosion, Dr. Com-Poundyou combined with several radioactive elements, and thus became a human compound. After years of being treated and exploring the world's finest laboratories, Doctor returned, only to find that the childhood experiments had leaked into nature, creating a new breed of chemically enhanced animals and beings. As such, Doctor's guilt over the situation (a lack of proper disposal of chemicals and catastrophic consequences) has warped what used to be a gentle demeanor - one could say that a screw or two has been loosened in Com-Poundyou's brain. A true mad scientist.

Function
It's been scientifically proven that humans bond more and become attached more easily to things with personality and depth. Naturally, the developers of ChemCraft want players to continue returning to the game, hence giving various actions in the game faces (like Dr. Com-Poundyou). Dr. Com-Poundyou's job is to carry out all chemical reactions during gameplay (whether that is melting one's ChemCard in a random event, or creating a new CompoundChemCard out of two plain elemental ones).